Kylie Jenner’s Cosmetic Truck Hits The Road, But Where’s Kylie?! | TMZ TV


ANNOUNCER: HEY, DO YOU LIKE LIPSTICK? AND DO YOU LIKE WAITING IN LINE FOR HOURS ON END? AND DO YOU LIKE NOT GETTING TO MEET YOUR IDOL? THEN HAVE WE GOT THE CHRISTMAS STORY FOR YOU. KYLIE JENNER HAS HER KYLIE TRUCK, WHICH GOES AROUND TOWN AND SELLS MAKEUP AND MERCHANDISE. YESTERDAY, IT WAS AT THE AMERICANA IN GLENDALE AND THE LINES IS OUTRAGEOUS. THERE’S LIKE 400 TO 600 PEOPLE IN LINE. ANNOUNCER: YEP, HUNDREDS OF PEOPLE BRAVED THE BITTER COLD L.A. WIND TO BUY MAKEUP, KARDASHIAN SHIRTS, KYLIE HATS AND OTHER THINGS THAT THEY WILL QUICKLY REALIZE THEY WASTED THEIR MONEY ON YOU BUT TOO BAD BECAUSE NO WILL HE FUNDS OR EXCHANGES, FOLKS. YOU SEE IN THE AMERICANA A GOOD AMERICAN SIGN, WHICH IS KHLOE’S JEANS. HARVEY: WHAT I DON’T UNDERSTAND IS NORDSTROM’S AND ALL OF THESE STORES, THIS IS THEIR MOMENT. AND TO HAVE THIS TRUCK PARKED IN FRONT, IT’S LIKE FOOD TRUCKS GOING IN FRONT OF RESTAURANTS. THERE’S SOME WOMAN BEHIND MAX FACTOR SECTION SAYING, BITCH. ANNOUNCER: BUT, HEY, AT LEAST FANS GOT TO MEET KYLIE OR AT LEAST GET TRICKED INTO THINKING THEY MIGHT. AND THERE WAS A BLACK ESCALADE PARKED BEHIND WITH TINTED-UP WINDOWS SO I WONDER IF PEOPLE THOUGHT SHE WOULD COME OVER. HARVEY: OH, GOD, THAT’S UNBELIEVABLE. AND SHE NEVER DID. HARVEY: THAT’S SO DIABOLICAL. ANNOUNCER: IT’S KYLIE JENNER, DAUGHTER OF KRIS JENNER, SPAWN OF KRIS JENNER, DIABOLICAL PLANNING IS IN HER D.N.A. SPEAKING OF D.N.A., WHERE IS SHE HIDING THAT FETUS SHE’S CARRYING AROUND? HARVEY: WHERE IS SHE? MY SISTER HAS A THEORY THAT KYLIE JENNER IS GOING TO HAVE THE BABY AND THEN SNAP BACK AND START REPOSTING AND RE-EMERGING THAT SHE’S ALREADY GOTTEN HER BODY BACK. THAT WE’RE NEVER GOING TO SEE HER IN PREGNANCY FORM. HARVEY: I THINK YOU’RE RIGHT. SHE DOES NOT WANT TO SHOW HERSELF PREGNANT. AND ALL THE WHILE WHILE, SHE’S GOING TO BE BACK MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS. ANNOUNCER: HEY, WE NEVER SAID DIABOLICAL WAS A BAD THING. SO MERRY CHRISTMAS, KYLIE. WE KNOW THE REAL TRUCK YOU’RE DRIVING AROUND THESE DAYS.

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